MIGHT BE GOING TO GET MY FIRST TATTOO TODAY. OH MY GOD.
Tom Mison, who plays Ichabod, looks almost exactly like my most recent ex. Every time I see that man’s face my chest tightens up and I’m reminded of some stuff I’d really rather not think about ever. Sucks, because I saw an episode of SH before I broke up with said ex and it seems like a good show.
So we know it’s JK’s headcanon that Dudley has a magical child, right? Imagine his kid starting to show signs of magic and Dudley remembering all the odd things that used to happen around Harry. Imagine his kid coming home from Hogwarts and being all, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME UNCLE HARRY WAS FAMOUS?” Imagine Dudley reading up on Harry and finding out about all the stuff he did and all the things that happened to him and struggling to grasp how his scrawny, speccy cousin saved the wizarding world. Imagine Dudley, white-faced with terror at his first big family get-together with Harry, Hermione and all the remaining Weasleys. Imagine Mrs Weasley being decidedly cool towards him until he eats fifth helpings of everything she cooks and telling her that she’s the best cook he’s ever met. Imagine Dudley meeting Fleur. Imagine the others embarrassing Harry by telling Dudley stories about him. Imagine Dudley and Harry going down the pub together for beers. Imagine Harry still calling him Big D. Imagine Dudley cheerfully never dieting ever again and being fat and happy forever THE END.
This makes me absurdly happy
did they just made me happy about DUDLEY
I have thought about this before. I imagined Dudley breaking down and sending Harry a letter somehow or other. Like maybe he goes to all the local nature preserves and quietly talks to all the owls until one agrees to take his letter. And he tells Harry his small daughter made their TV only play old reruns of the Vicar of Dibley for a month and she somehow turned every plate of vegetables into a pudding. And so he’s sorry to ask, but he needs help. His wife is at her wit’s end. Please help.
is this ok can i have this blanket please
mania // a mix for when for the days when you don’t know whether to sing or to scream, for the late nights spent generating too many ideas too fast, for the weeks when you feel like you can take the whole world up on your shoulders (x)
01. this is gospel - panic! at the disco
02. mr. brightside - the killers
03. salvia plath - teen suicide
04. paper planes - m.i.a
05. kids - mgmt
06. 20 dollar nose bleed - fall out boy
07. heartless - kanye west
08. icarus - white hinterland
do you think impressionists ever imitate people they find sexually attractive when they masturbate and essentially sweet talk/ dirty talk to themselves?
Okay, so for like a full minute I thought you meant like the Impressionist movement. So I’m picturing Manet pretending to be Monet and that gets his rocks off. I hate being an artist.